| 1. Basic Word Order (1-15) |
| Chinglish Expression |
Authentic English Expression |
| I very like you | I like you very much. |
| I very happy | I am very happy. |
| He very tall | He is very tall. |
| I yesterday went shopping | I went shopping yesterday. |
| I tomorrow will go to work | I will go to work tomorrow. |
| You can speak English well very much | You can speak English very well. |
| My this book is new | This book of mine is new. |
| That my friend | That is my friend. |
| She no like coffee | She doesn't like coffee. |
| I no have money | I don't have money. |
| They are not come | They didn't come. |
| I every day run | I run every day. |
| We two are classmates | We are classmates. |
| How to say this word | How do you say this word? |
| I don't know how to do | I don't know what to do. |
| 2. Physical Condition & Health (16-25) |
| My body is not good | I'm not feeling well. |
| I have a cold sickness | I have a cold. |
| My head hurts me | I have a headache. |
| I am hungry very much | I'm starving. |
| I am full very much | I'm stuffed. |
| He sleeps very late | He stays up late. |
| I need to rest a little | I need a little rest. |
| My eyes are tired | My eyes feel tired. |
| She is easy to catch cold | She catches cold easily. |
| Drink more hot water | Drink plenty of warm water. |
| 3. Diet & Daily Meals (26-40) |
| Eat medicine | Take medicine. |
| Drink soup | Have soup. |
| Eat breakfast/lunch/dinner | Have breakfast/lunch/dinner. |
| I want to eat rice | I want some rice. |
| The food is very delicious very much | The food is very delicious. |
| I like eat fruit | I like eating fruit. |
| Drink milk every morning | Have milk every morning. |
| This dish taste good | This dish tastes good. |
| Too much oil in this food | This food is too oily. |
| I eat little rice | I eat a little rice. |
| Help you eat more | Help yourself to more. |
| I am thirsty very much | I'm very thirsty. |
| Order some dishes | Order some food. |
| The water is too hot | The water is boiling hot. |
| I don't like sweet | I don't like sweet food. |
| 4. Daily Actions & Habits (41-55) |
| Open the light | Turn on the light. |
| Close the light | Turn off the light. |
| Close the computer | Turn off the computer. |
| Open the air conditioner | Turn on the air conditioner. |
| Learn knowledge | Acquire knowledge. |
| Watch phone | Scroll on the phone. |
| Play phone | Play with the phone. |
| Wash hands first | Wash your hands first. |
| Wear hat | Wear a hat. |
| Take umbrella | Take an umbrella. |
| Lock the door well | Lock the door properly. |
| Sweep the floor clean | Sweep the floor. |
| Listen music | Listen to music. |
| Watch TV drama | Watch TV series. |
| Do housework | Do the housework. |
| 5. Interpersonal & Social Communication (56-70) |
| You are my good friend | You're a good friend of mine. |
| Welcome you | Welcome. |
| Thank you very much very much | Thank you so much. |
| Sorry to trouble you | Sorry to bother you. |
| Give you a favor | Do you a favor. |
| I miss you very much | I really miss you. |
| He has a good temper | He has a nice personality. |
| She is a good person | She is very kind. |
| Don't worry me | Don't worry about me. |
| I agree your idea | I agree with your idea. |
| Follow me come | Come with me. |
| Wait me a moment | Wait for me a minute. |
| Make friends with you | Be friends with you. |
| You are so funny very much | You're so funny. |
| I feel shy | I'm embarrassed. |
| 6. Study & Workplace Expressions (71-85) |
| Improve my English level | Improve my English. |
| Study hard every day | Work hard every day. |
| Learn English well | Master English. |
| I have many homeworks | I have a lot of homework. |
| Do homework | Do the homework. |
| Go to company | Go to work. |
| Busy with work very much | I'm very busy with work. |
| Have a meeting | Attend a meeting. |
| Write a report | Write up a report. |
| Ask teacher question | Ask the teacher a question. |
| My work is very busy | I'm busy at work. |
| Get more experience | Gain more experience. |
| Join the exam | Take the exam. |
| Pass the exam successfully | Pass the exam. |
| Learn new skill | Learn new skills. |
| 7. Classic Viral Chinglish Slang (86-92) |
| Good good study, day day up | Study hard and make progress every day. |
| People mountain people sea | A sea of people / Huge crowds. |
| Give you some color see see | I'll show you what I can do. |
| No zuo no die | Don't ask for trouble. |
| Long time no see | Haven't seen you for ages. |
| Horse horse tiger tiger | Just so-so. |
| Red face | Be embarrassed / Blush. |
| 8. Common Public Sign Mistakes (93-98) |
| No noisy | Keep quiet. |
| Safety exit door | Emergency Exit. |
| No smoking here | No Smoking. |
| Walk slowly | Watch your step. |
| Don't litter rubbish | No littering. |
| Please keep clean | Please keep the area clean. |
| 9. Time & General Expressions (99-100) |
| Now is 8 o'clock | It's 8 o'clock now. |
| The weather is cold very much | It's very cold. |