Browse All Chinglish Phrases

How old are you

怎么老是你

Pun: both asking age and "why is it always you."

Strictly prohibit to touch

严禁触摸

Strictly no touching.

You see see you one day day

你看看你一天天的

Look at yourself day after day (expression of disappointment).

No smoking the cigarette

禁止吸烟

No smoking.

Cry what cry

哭什么哭

Stop crying! What are you crying for?

Fragrant mouth

香口

Mouth freshener.

You ask me I ask who

你问我我问谁

You ask me, then who do I ask? I have no idea.

The road is not yet please wait

路还没好请等待

Road not ready sign.

Same same

一样一样

Same, identical.

Make the city of life more better

让城市生活更美好

City slogan with grammar error.

Eat have not

吃了没

Have you eaten? A common Chinese greeting.

Please do not take the brain out

请不要拿出脑子

Science museum sign.

I eat too full

我吃太饱了

I ate too much, I am very full.

First is open the door then push

先开门然后推

Door instruction confusion.

You this person how can like this

你这人怎么这样

How can you be like this?

Small hearts electric shock

小心触电

Electric shock warning.

I really service you

我真是服了你

I really admire you (sarcastic). I give up.

Pee on the road complaint

随地小便投诉

Public urination complaint sign.

Want cry no tear

想哭没眼泪

So frustrated that you want to cry but have no tears.

Do not put flammable substance approach

不要靠近易燃物

Safety warning.